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SimBase Players, Year 148

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$crim, ss, Compton

Abelina Sabrina Rios, ss, Cyberspace
Adam Aleksic, rp, Cyberspace
Adam Morrison, 2b, Baltimore
Adele Bloch-Bauer, cf, Milan
Adin David Ross, rp, Cyberspace
Adrian IV, rf, Vatican
Adrian V, rp, Vatican
Aiueb Gnshal, ss, on waivers
Akki, rp, Paddington
Alberta Devor, mr, Cyberspace
Aleksandar Atanackovic, rp, on waivers
Alex Consani, sp, Multiverse
Alex Morgan, 2b, Lake Placid
Alexander IV, c, Vatican
Alexander Ovechkin, lf, Lake Placid
Alfred Hajos, sp, Lake Placid
Ali Akbar Isfahani, rp, Brussels
Ally Dawson, c, Los Angeles
Alpharael Dreaming Acolyte, rp, Multiverse
Amaresu, rp, Two Rivers
Amys of the Nine Valleys sept of the Taardad Aiel, rp, San Jose
Anastasius IV, 2b, Vatican
Andre Iguodala, rf, on waivers
Andreea Diaconu, 2b, Milan
Andrew Bogut, rp, Baltimore
Andrew Bonar Law, sp, on waivers
Andy Byron, sp, Cyberspace
Angela del Moro, 3b, Milan
Angelina Kendall, rp, Milan
Angharad Crewe, sp, Paddington
Anita Hammer, sp, Cambridge
Ann Marie, rp, Los Angeles
Anok Yai, lf, Milan
Anomander Rake, 2b, Stratford
Antigonus, cf, Stratford
Antoine Pinay, 3b, Brussels
Antonio McDyess, rp, Baltimore
Antonio Sbardella, c, Kratovo
Antonio Wilson Vieira Honorio, cf, Vatican
Antony Blinken, rf, Tel Aviv
Aragorn the Uniter, rp, Multiverse
Archbishop of Canterbury, 2b, Stratford
Archibald Primrose, cf, Brussels
Arthur Balfour, 1b, Brussels
Artur Paendrag Tanreall, sp, San Jose
Arturo Maximo Yamasaki Maldonado, sp, on waivers
Ashton Hall, ss, Cyberspace
AskJeeves, 1b, on waivers
Audrey Munson, c, Milan
Ava Tread, mr, Cambridge
Azathoth, rp, Gotham

B.G., ss, Circus
Baha al-Din al-Amili, cf, Brussels
Bain of the Black Rock sept of the Shaarad Aiel, rp, Two Rivers
Baron Bertram Graywater, lf, Multiverse
Baudin, rf, on waivers
Bayle Domon, rp, Two Rivers
Baylen the Haymaker, mr, Multiverse
Benedict XII, c, Vatican
Benedictus XVII, rp, Vatican
Bengt Olov Emanuel Gustavsson, sp, Kratovo
Benjamin Disraeli, 3b, Brussels
Benjamin Hall 1st Baron Llanover, c, Lisbon
Benson Boone, mr, Seattle
Bernard Sumner, rp, Seattle
Bertram, c, Stratford
Bette Midler, 3b, Tel Aviv
Beyonce Knowles, 2b, Seattle
BigXthaPlug, sp, Compton
Bingo Smith, c, Baltimore
Birgitte Silverbow, 3b, Two Rivers
Bishop of Ely, cf, Stratford
Bl. Benedict XI, cf, Vatican
Bl. Eugene III, 1b, Vatican
Bl. Gregory X, sp, Vatican
Bl. Victor III, sp, Vatican
Blake Sennett, c, Seattle
Bobby Flanagan, rp, Los Angeles
Bobson Dugnutt, ss, San Jose
Boniface VIII, sp, on waivers
Bonny Pall Clearcutter, 2b, Multiverse
Borachio, rp, Stratford
Brad Daugherty, 3b, Stratford
Brae, 3b, on waivers
Brandi Carlile, sp, Seattle
Bristly Bill Spine Sower, c, Multiverse
Brother Eye, 3b, Gotham
Bruce Pearl, mr, Tel Aviv
Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes, lf, Kratovo
Bryan Jafet Ruiz Gonzalez, rf, Kratovo
Bubba Sparxxx, sp, on waivers
Burrill Bernard Crohn, rp, Lisbon

Cadsuane Melaidhrin, 3b, Two Rivers
Cael Sanderson, rp, Lake Placid
Callixtus II, 3b, Vatican
Calvin Harris, mr, Seattle
Calvin O'Keefe, 1b, Paddington
Captain Fluellen, sp, Stratford
Captain Jamy, rp, Stratford
Carla Vroom, 3b, Cambridge
Carlos Antenna, c, Cambridge
Carmen Ibanez, ss, Compton
Carmine Falcone, 2b, Gotham
Carmy Berzatto, sp, Los Angeles
Carrie Desofa, rp, Cambridge
Carrie Underwood, sp, on waivers
Carson Shaw, 3b, Los Angeles
Cat Valentine, 3b, on waivers
Catharine, 1b, Kratovo
Catman, rp, Gotham
Catwoman, lf, Gotham
Celestine III, 2b, Kratovo
Central Cee, c, on waivers
Charles Edward Spearman, rf, Lisbon
Charles Macintosh, ss, on waivers
Charles Wallace, rp, Paddington
Charlotte, rp, Paddington
Chelsea Handler, 2b, Tel Aviv
Chiad of the Stones River sept of the Goshien Aiel, 1b, Two Rivers
Christine Campbell, cf, Los Angeles
Chuck Hayes, rp, on waivers
Cimorene, rp, Paddington
Claude, mr, Cyberspace
Clayface, sp, Gotham
Clement Attlee, rf, Brussels
Clement III, ss, Vatican
Clement IV, rp, Vatican
Clement V, 2b, Vatican
Clement VI, sp, on waivers
Clement the Worrywort, rp, Multiverse
Cleo Abram, cf, Cyberspace
Coach Beard, sp, Los Angeles
Coi Leray, mr, Compton
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Circus
Coltaine, cf, Tel Aviv
Confucius, 2b, Circus
Connor Estelle, 2b, Cyberspace
Cordae, rp, on waivers
Corlath, 2b, Paddington
Countess of Roussillon, mr, Stratford
Crone, 2b, Tel Aviv
CupcakKe, sp, Compton
Cynthia Bailey, rf, on waivers

D Smoke, lf, Compton
Damer Flinn, 2b, San Jose
Dan Martin Nataniel Dahlin, cf, Kratovo
Darius Garland, rp, Compton
Darko Milicic, 1b, Baltimore
Darryl Archideld, mr, San Jose
David Blaine, rp, Tel Aviv
David Byrne, 3b, Multiverse
David Copperfield, rp, Tel Aviv
David Lloyd George, cf, on waivers
Dean Wesrey, cf, San Jose
Democritus, lf, Circus
Derek, 1b, Los Angeles
Destroy Lonely, c, Compton
Diana, sp, Stratford
Dick Fosbury, rp, Lake Placid
Dion, lf, Seattle
Dirk Nowitzki, sp, Baltimore
Doctor Hurt, rp, Gotham
Doechii, 1b, Compton
Donald Duck, 1b, Toontown
Donatello, 2b, Toontown
Donovan Mitchell, rf, Baltimore
Dooley Blight, mr, Los Angeles
Doris Shutt, rf, Cambridge
Dorothy Gibson, ss, Milan
Dot Matrix, 2b, Cambridge
Dot Snice, ss, Paddington
Dot Stubadd, cf, Cambridge
Dot Warner, sp, on waivers
Doug Hoo, rf, Paddington
Douglas Drury, sp, Lisbon
Dr. Rachael Gunn, rf, Vatican
Dr. Winston, sp, Circus
Draymond Green, sp, Baltimore
Dua Lipa, ss, Seattle
Duke of Clarence, rp, Stratford
Duke of Florence, cf, Stratford

Edgar Faure, sp, Brussels
Edmond Halley, rp, Lisbon
Edward Heath, lf, Brussels
Edward Lawrence Logan, sp, Lisbon
Edward O'Hare, rp, Lisbon
Edward Smith-Stanley, 1b, Brussels
Elaida do Avriny a'Roihan, ss, San Jose
Elihu Yale, sp, Lisbon
Elliott Gould, mr, Tel Aviv
Elmindreda Farshaw, sp, Two Rivers
Emily Warren, 2b, Milan
Emma Dupont, rp, Milan
Emma Hamilton, mr, Milan
Erestor of the Council, ss, Multiverse
Eric Decker, cf, Cyberspace
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Eugene Poubelle, 2b, Lisbon
Eugenides, sp, Paddington
Eureka Garlic, ss, Stratford
Evan Marquez, rp, on waivers
Evan Mobley, rp, Baltimore

Fblthp Lost on the Range, 3b, Multiverse
Feather the Redeemed, mr, Circus
Fei Fei Sun, sp, Milan
Ferris Boyle, ss, on waivers
Finneas Ace Archer, lf, Multiverse
Fiorello Henry La Guardia, sp, Lisbon
Flo Milli, lf, Compton
Flora Baumbach, rp, Paddington
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Circus
Florizel, sp, on waivers
Foghorn Leghorn, sp, Toontown
Fred Knott, ss, Cambridge

Galadedrid Damodred, 2b, San Jose
Gaoler, 2b, on waivers
Garrett Lambert, rp, Los Angeles
Gary Payton II, rf, Baltimore
Gaston Glock, ss, Lisbon
Gaul of the Imran sept of the Shaarad Aiel, rp, San Jose
Gawyn Trakand, sp, Two Rivers
Gene Wilder, rp, Tel Aviv
Geoffrey Butler, cf, Los Angeles
George Hamilton-Gordon, rp, Brussels
George Reader, mr, Kratovo
Ger Duaney, mr, Brussels
Ghisguth, ss, Circus
Gilbert Gottfried, lf, Tel Aviv
Gina Gogean, rp, Lake Placid
Ginger Vitis, sp, Cambridge
Gizele Oliveira, rp, Milan
Gladys Overwith, rp, Cambridge
Glenallen Mixon, 3b, San Jose
Goofy, rp, Toontown
Gottfried Dienst, mr, Kratovo
Greta Gill, ss, Los Angeles
Guy Mollet, 2b, Brussels
Gwilym Sainsbury, rp, Seattle

Haley Pham, c, Cyberspace
Haliey Welch, rf, Cyberspace
Haliya Guided by Light, ss, on waivers
Hannah Neeleman, rp, Cyberspace
Haral Luhhan, mr, San Jose
Harold Wilson, c, Brussels
Harry Houdini, c, Tel Aviv
Hasan Dogan Piker, rp, Cyberspace
Haywood Jabuzoff, sp, Cambridge
He Cong, c, Paddington
Heart's Blood, sp, Paddington
Henry Campbell-Bannerman, c, on waivers
Henry John Temple, rp, Brussels
Heraclitus, sp, Circus
Herbert Henry Asquith, 2b, Brussels
Herid Fel, 2b, Two Rivers
Hermione, sp, Stratford
Hezly Rivera, rp, Lake Placid
Hilary Knight, sp, Lake Placid
Honorius III, sp, Cambridge
Horton, sp, Paddington
Hugo Strange, sp, on waivers

Ian Duncan, rp, Los Angeles
Imane Khelif, 3b, Cyberspace
Immanuel Kant, rp, Circus
Innocent VI, 3b, Vatican
Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Circus
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Irene, rp, Paddington
Isabella Eugenie Boyer, 2b, Milan
Ivo Viktor, sp, on waivers
Izzy Keane, 3b, on waivers

Ja Rule, 3b, Circus
Jaclyn Nesheiwat, rf, Los Angeles
Jacob Shane Roshkow, 3b, Cyberspace
Jaiden Dittfach, rp, Baltimore
Jain Charin, rf, San Jose
James Van Allen, mr, Lisbon
Jan Tomaszewski, rp, Kratovo
Janet Yellen, rp, Seattle
Jarrett Allen, rf, Compton
Jason Kidd, 1b, Baltimore
Jay Walker, lf, Cambridge
Jeanne Hebuterne, rf, Milan
Jeff Goldblum, mr, Tel Aviv
Jermaine O'Neal, rp, Baltimore
Jeromy Gride, 3b, San Jose
Jerri Blank, sp, Los Angeles
Jerry Stiller, rf, Tel Aviv
Jess Aarons, 3b, Paddington
Jessie Diggins, sp, Lake Placid
Jill Kortleve, lf, Milan
Jim Craig, cf, Lake Placid
Jim Morrison, ss, Circus
Joan Osborne, cf, Gotham
Joannes Julianus Langenus, rf, Kratovo
Joe Chill, ss, Gotham
Joey Valence, mr, Compton
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-n�rnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-sh�nedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Circus
John Bates, 3b, Stratford
John Carter Cash, sp, Seattle
John Deere, lf, Lisbon
John Keith Taylor, rp, Kratovo
John Russell, lf, Brussels
John XXI, mr, Vatican
John XXII, rf, Vatican
Jon Scheyer, 1b, Tel Aviv
Jordan Poole, c, Baltimore
Jose Pedro Malheiro de Sa, rp, Kratovo
Joseph Laniel, sp, Brussels
Josephine Hopper, rp, Milan
Josh Howard, ss, Baltimore
Juan Jose Ayra Martinez, sp, Kratovo
Jurrien Timber, rp, Kratovo
Juvenile, rf, Circus

KOTA the friend, sp, Compton
Kelly Rowland, mr, Seattle
Ken Lebensold, mr, Lisbon
Ken Opener, rp, Cambridge
Kenan Rockmore, ss, Los Angeles
Kevin Nogilny, rf, San Jose
Kevon Looney, rp, Baltimore
Kilo Apogee Mind, ss, Multiverse
Kitty Fisher, 1b, Milan
Klay Thompson, c, Baltimore
Kristin Cabot, lf, on waivers
Kryten, 1b, on waivers
Kthanid, 1b, Gotham
Kurt Waldemar Tschenscher, ss, Kratovo
Kylie Cox, sp, Cambridge

LaTavia Roberson, 1b, Seattle
Lafew, ss, Stratford
Lanfear, sp, on waivers
Laughing Jasper Flint, 2b, Multiverse
Lauren Order, lf, Cambridge
Lavatch, sp, Stratford
Legolas Greenleaf, rf, Stratford
Lenny Bruce, 2b, Tel Aviv
Leo XIV, lf, on waivers
Leonard Rodriguez, lf, Los Angeles
Leonardo, 1b, Toontown
Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch, 2b, Lisbon
Leslie Burke, 3b, Paddington
Leslie Higgins, 2b, Los Angeles
Levon Hold, mr, Cambridge
Lew Moxon, rp, Gotham
Lewis Black, sp, Tel Aviv
Lieutenant Rasczak, rf, Paddington
Linus Yale Jr., lf, Cyberspace
Lola Brooke, 2b, Compton
Lola Young, rp, Seattle
Lotho Corrupt Shirriff, rf, Multiverse
Louis Chevrolet, 3b, Lisbon
Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Circus
Luigi Bord, rf, Cambridge
Luis Enrique Martinez Garcia, 3b, Kratovo
Luka Doncic, sp, Baltimore
Luke Brower, cf, on waivers

Madame Zodiac, cf, Gotham
Magnitude, rp, Los Angeles
Malice, rp, Compton
Malygos, mr, Circus
Man-Bat, sp, Gotham
Marcel Bich, rp, Lisbon
Marchesa Dealer of Death, 1b, Multiverse
Maren Morris, sp, Seattle
Margaret Simon, 2b, Paddington
Margaret Thatcher, mr, Brussels
Margaret Zhang, sp, Milan
Margaux Hemingway, 2b, Milan
Marge Innovera, 2b, Cambridge
Maria Teresa de Silva, sp, Milan
Mario McRlwain, sp, San Jose
Mark Aguirre, ss, Baltimore
Marquis de Sade, lf, Lisbon
Mary Lou Retton, lf, Lake Placid
Masked Wolf, ss, on waivers
Matt Berninger, lf, Seattle
Maty Fall, rp, on waivers
Maurice Couve de Murville, 1b, Brussels
Max Chapman, 3b, Los Angeles
May Bell, 1b, on waivers
Maya Hart, rp, Los Angeles
Meg Murry, mr, Paddington
Megan Rapinoe, sp, on waivers
Mehdi Hasan, 1b, Cyberspace
Memphis Dupay, ss, Kratovo
Mia Hamm, 3b, Lake Placid
Michael Olowokandi, c, on waivers
Michael Rosenbaum, ss, Brussels
Michael Williams, rp, on waivers
Michelangelo, rf, Toontown
Michelangelo, rp, Circus
Mickey Mouse, c, Toontown
Mika Schneider, rf, Milan
Mikaela Shiffrin, rf, Lake Placid
Mike Eruzione, ss, Lake Placid
Milton S. Hershey, lf, Lisbon
Minnie Mouse, rp, Toontown
Misael Escuti, sp, Kratovo
Mischa Turnov, cf, Cambridge
Mm'menon the Right Hand, 1b, Multiverse
Mo Farah, rf, Lake Placid
Monica Abbott, c, Lake Placid
Monica Hansen, sp, Milan
Morgan Wallen, 1b, Seattle
Morgase Trakand, rp, San Jose
Mr. Freeze, mr, Gotham
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Circus
Ms. Bumbleflower, mr, Multiverse
Mussa Bin Bique, sp, on waivers

NLE Choppa, cf, Compton
Nadia Comaneci, sp, Lake Placid
Nancy Wheeler, lf, Paddington
Natalie Hemby, mr, Seattle
Nate Thurmond, lf, Baltimore
Neal Broten, 2b, Compton
Ned Ludd, 3b, Lisbon
Neelam Gill, sp, Milan
Nicholas IV, sp, Vatican
Nick Cave, c, Seattle
Nikolay Latyshev, 1b, Kratovo
Noam Sayin, 1b, Cambridge
Noname, rf, Compton
Nora Morse, 3b, Cambridge
Nynaeve al'Meara, ss, Two Rivers
Nyssa Raatko, mr, Gotham

Oddisee, sp, Compton
Oko Thief of Crowns, mr, Multiverse
Olga Korbut, sp, on waivers
Olive Presser, sp, Cambridge
Oliver Tyler, mr, Los Angeles
Olivia Kendall, lf, Los Angeles
Olivia Rodrigo, 3b, Seattle
Onson Sweemey, c, San Jose
Open Mike Eagle, rp, Lake Placid

Padan Fain, cf, on waivers
Paighon, 2b, Seattle
Parolles, sp, Stratford
Pat Benatar, sp, Seattle
Paul Arizen, rp, Baltimore
Paul George, sp, on waivers
Pepe Le Pew, sp, Toontown
Perdita, lf, Stratford
Perrin Aybara, c, San Jose
Perry Farrell, ss, Seattle
Pete Wentz, mr, Stratford
Peter Boleslaw Schmeichel, sp, Kratovo
Petruchio, sp, on waivers
Philip Leroy, 3b, Paddington
Phillies Karen, sp, Cyberspace
Phillip John-William Cocu, 2b, Kratovo
Pierre Georges Louis Capdeville, rp, Kratovo
Pierre Mendes France, lf, Vatican
Pius XIII, 3b, Vatican
Polixenes, c, Stratford
Porky Pig, sp, Toontown

Ra's al Ghul, c, Gotham
Rachel Griffin-Accurso, sp, on waivers
Raest, rp, Tel Aviv
Ragost Deft Gastronaut, ss, Multiverse
Rakdos the Muscle, mr, on waivers
Ramon Mayeregger, rp, Kratovo
Ramsay MacDonald, ss, Brussels
Raul Chamgerlain, 3b, San Jose
Redfoo, 2b, Tel Aviv
Reginald James Leafe, sp, Kratovo
Rey McSriff, lf, San Jose
Rhuarc of the Nine Valleys sept of the Taardad Aiel, 1b, San Jose
Ricardo Antonio La Volpe Guarchoni, rp, on waivers
Richard Gatling, rf, Lisbon
Rick Barry, sp, Baltimore
Rik Smits, 3b, Baltimore
Rita Ora, cf, Seattle
Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Circus
Robert Adam, rp, Cambridge
Robert Bunsen, rp, on waivers
Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 1b, on waivers
Robert Peel, rf, Brussels
Roberto Luongo, sp, Lake Placid
Robin Pecknold, cf, on waivers
Roger Waters, 3b, on waivers
Roland Daggett, rf, Gotham
Ron Funches, rp, Circus
Rudi Voller, c, on waivers
Rupert Thorne, 1b, Gotham
Ryan Crouser, cf, Lake Placid

Sad Hamster, rf, Cyberspace
Sal Maroni, 2b, on waivers
Sam Altman, ss, on waivers
Sam I Am, 3b, on waivers
Sam McKinney, 3b, Los Angeles
Sam Puckett, c, Los Angeles
Sami Wildcat Captain, rp, Multiverse
Samuel German, 1b, Lisbon
Samuel J. Westing, sp, Paddington
Samuel Maverick, cf, Lisbon
Samuel de Champlain, mr, Lisbon
Sarkkhan, mr, Paddington
Scott Dourque, sp, San Jose
Sean Dunn, sp, Cyberspace
Serrat, 1b, Stratford
Sexyy Red, 3b, Compton
Shaboozey, 2b, Seattle
Shawty Lo, 1b, Compton
Sheryl Sandberg, sp, Tel Aviv
Shigeyuki Nakarai, cf, on waivers
Shown Furcotte, sp, San Jose
Sid Vicious, sp, on waivers
Silanah, rp, Vatican
Simone Biles, 3b, Lake Placid
Sir Archibald Murray, sp, Brussels
Sir Thomas Erpingham, rp, on waivers
Sleve McDichael, sp, San Jose
Smino, rp, Compton
Socrates, sp, Circus
Sophos, sp, on waivers
Speedy Gonzales, sp, Toontown
St. Celestine V, cf, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Circus
Stanley Baldwin, rp, Brussels
Stanley Kubrick, rp, Tel Aviv
Stephen Curry, cf, Baltimore
Steve Ballmer, sp, Tel Aviv
Steve Christoff, cf, Kratovo
Steve Janaszak, ss, on waivers
Steve Prefontaine, mr, Lake Placid
Steward, lf, Stratford
Stove God Cooks, sp, Compton
Suroth Sabelle Meldarath, sp, Stratford
Syd Barrett, 3b, Seattle
Syr Vondam the Lucent, sp, Multiverse
Szarel Genesis Shepherd, rp, Multiverse

Taika Waititi, 1b, Tel Aviv
Talia al Ghul, rp, Gotham
Tamera Campbell, c, on waivers
Tannuk Steadfast Second, sp, Multiverse
Taringail Damodred, 2b, on waivers
Tayschrenn, cf, Tel Aviv
Tee Grizzley, rp, Compton
The Clock King, 1b, Gotham
The Gitrog Ravenous Ride, sp, Multiverse
The Infamous Cruelclaw, rp, Multiverse
The Riddler, sp, Gotham
Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, rp, Cyberspace
Thomdril Merrilin, rf, on waivers
Tia Landry, sp, Los Angeles
Tim Miller, 1b, Cyberspace
Tim Pool, 1b, Cyberspace
Tinybones the Pickpocket, cf, Multiverse
Todd Golden, 3b, Tel Aviv
Tony Smehrik, 1b, San Jose
Tony Zucco, rp, Gotham
Topper, lf, Tel Aviv
Tor, c, Milan
Travis Best, lf, Baltimore
Trinity Rodman, 2b, Compton
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Circus
Turtle Wexler, 1b, Paddington

Ubu, cf, Paddington
Ugluk of the White Hand, lf, Paddington
Ulysses Up, 1b, Cambridge
Urban III, 1b, Vatican
Urban IV, rp, Vatican

Vera Lee Isay, sp, Cambridge
Verin Mathwin, 3b, San Jose
Victorine Meurent, rp, Milan
Vidkun Quisling, sp, Lisbon
Vince Clarke, rf, on waivers
Vince Staples, rp, Compton
Vinicius Jose Paixao de Oliveira Junior, c, Kratovo
Vittore Carpaccio, rp, Vatican
Vittoria Ceretti, rp, Milan
Vivien Blotzki, rp, Seattle
Vivienne Rohner, ss, Milan
Vladimir Myshkin, ss, Lake Placid
Vladislav Tretiak, ss, Lake Placid
Voice Input Child Identicant, lf, Los Angeles
Vordavoss, rp, Gotham

Wakko Warner, mr, Toontown
Walter W. Winans, rp, Lake Placid
Wayne Gretzky, c, Lake Placid
Widow Capilet, sp, Stratford
Wilbert Gore, rp, Lisbon
Wilbur, 1b, on waivers
Will Eisner, rp, Tel Aviv
William Ewart Gladstone, sp, Brussels
William Le Baron Jenney, rp, Brussels
William Penn, 1b, Lisbon
Willie Dustice, lf, San Jose
Wilt Chamberlain, lf, Baltimore

Xa'ligha, mr, Gotham

Yakko Warner, mr, Toontown
Yann Sommer, rp, on waivers
Yelawolf, mr, Compton
Yhoundeh, rf, Gotham
Yibb-Tstll, lf, Gotham
Yomagn'tho, cf, Gotham

Zarine Bashere, c, Two Rivers
Zaza Pachulia, mr, Baltimore
Zeddie Little, rp, Cyberspace
Zohran Mamdani, 1b, Cyberspace
Zoraline Cosmos Caller, ss, on waivers
Zuo Zongtang, 3b, on waivers
chatGPT, 2b, Cyberspace

By position

Catchers

Alexander IV, Vatican
Ally Dawson, Los Angeles
Antonio Sbardella, Kratovo
Audrey Munson, Milan
Benedict XII, Vatican
Benjamin Hall 1st Baron Llanover, Lisbon
Bertram, Stratford
Bingo Smith, Baltimore
Blake Sennett, Seattle
Bristly Bill Spine Sower, Multiverse
Carlos Antenna, Cambridge
Central Cee, on waivers
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Circus
Destroy Lonely, Compton
Haley Pham, Cyberspace
Harold Wilson, Brussels
Harry Houdini, Tel Aviv
He Cong, Paddington
Henry Campbell-Bannerman, on waivers
Jordan Poole, Baltimore
Klay Thompson, Baltimore
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Circus
Michael Olowokandi, on waivers
Mickey Mouse, Toontown
Monica Abbott, Lake Placid
Nick Cave, Seattle
Onson Sweemey, San Jose
Perrin Aybara, San Jose
Polixenes, Stratford
Ra's al Ghul, Gotham
Rudi Voller, on waivers
Sam Puckett, Los Angeles
Tamera Campbell, on waivers
Tor, Milan
Vinicius Jose Paixao de Oliveira Junior, Kratovo
Wayne Gretzky, Lake Placid
Zarine Bashere, Two Rivers

First Basemen

Arthur Balfour, Brussels
AskJeeves, on waivers
Bl. Eugene III, Vatican
Calvin O'Keefe, Paddington
Catharine, Kratovo
Chiad of the Stones River sept of the Goshien Aiel, Two Rivers
Darko Milicic, Baltimore
Derek, Los Angeles
Doechii, Compton
Donald Duck, Toontown
Edward Smith-Stanley, Brussels
Eric the Fish, Circus
Jason Kidd, Baltimore
Jon Scheyer, Tel Aviv
Kitty Fisher, Milan
Kryten, on waivers
Kthanid, Gotham
LaTavia Roberson, Seattle
Leonardo, Toontown
Marchesa Dealer of Death, Multiverse
Maurice Couve de Murville, Brussels
May Bell, on waivers
Mehdi Hasan, Cyberspace
Mm'menon the Right Hand, Multiverse
Morgan Wallen, Seattle
Nikolay Latyshev, Kratovo
Noam Sayin, Cambridge
Rhuarc of the Nine Valleys sept of the Taardad Aiel, San Jose
Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, on waivers
Rupert Thorne, Gotham
Samuel German, Lisbon
Serrat, Stratford
Shawty Lo, Compton
Taika Waititi, Tel Aviv
The Clock King, Gotham
Tim Miller, Cyberspace
Tim Pool, Cyberspace
Tony Smehrik, San Jose
Turtle Wexler, Paddington
Ulysses Up, Cambridge
Urban III, Vatican
Wilbur, on waivers
William Penn, Lisbon
Zohran Mamdani, Cyberspace

Second Basemen

Adam Morrison, Baltimore
Alex Morgan, Lake Placid
Anastasius IV, Vatican
Andreea Diaconu, Milan
Anomander Rake, Stratford
Archbishop of Canterbury, Stratford
Beyonce Knowles, Seattle
Bonny Pall Clearcutter, Multiverse
Carmine Falcone, Gotham
Celestine III, Kratovo
Chelsea Handler, Tel Aviv
Clement V, Vatican
Confucius, Circus
Connor Estelle, Cyberspace
Corlath, Paddington
Crone, Tel Aviv
Damer Flinn, San Jose
Donatello, Toontown
Dot Matrix, Cambridge
Emily Warren, Milan
Eugene Poubelle, Lisbon
Galadedrid Damodred, San Jose
Gaoler, on waivers
Guy Mollet, Brussels
Herbert Henry Asquith, Brussels
Herid Fel, Two Rivers
Isabella Eugenie Boyer, Milan
Laughing Jasper Flint, Multiverse
Lenny Bruce, Tel Aviv
Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch, Lisbon
Leslie Higgins, Los Angeles
Lola Brooke, Compton
Margaret Simon, Paddington
Margaux Hemingway, Milan
Marge Innovera, Cambridge
Neal Broten, Compton
Paighon, Seattle
Phillip John-William Cocu, Kratovo
Redfoo, Tel Aviv
Ritchie Osbourne, Circus
Sal Maroni, on waivers
Shaboozey, Seattle
Taringail Damodred, on waivers
Trinity Rodman, Compton
chatGPT, Cyberspace

Third Basemen

Angela del Moro, Milan
Antoine Pinay, Brussels
Benjamin Disraeli, Brussels
Bette Midler, Tel Aviv
Birgitte Silverbow, Two Rivers
Brad Daugherty, Stratford
Brae, on waivers
Brother Eye, Gotham
Cadsuane Melaidhrin, Two Rivers
Callixtus II, Vatican
Carla Vroom, Cambridge
Carson Shaw, Los Angeles
Cat Valentine, on waivers
David Byrne, Multiverse
Fblthp Lost on the Range, Multiverse
Glenallen Mixon, San Jose
Imane Khelif, Cyberspace
Innocent VI, Vatican
Izzy Keane, on waivers
Ja Rule, Circus
Jacob Shane Roshkow, Cyberspace
Jeromy Gride, San Jose
Jess Aarons, Paddington
John Bates, Stratford
Leslie Burke, Paddington
Louis Chevrolet, Lisbon
Luis Enrique Martinez Garcia, Kratovo
Max Chapman, Los Angeles
Mia Hamm, Lake Placid
Ned Ludd, Lisbon
Nora Morse, Cambridge
Olivia Rodrigo, Seattle
Philip Leroy, Paddington
Pius XIII, Vatican
Raul Chamgerlain, San Jose
Rik Smits, Baltimore
Roger Waters, on waivers
Sam I Am, on waivers
Sam McKinney, Los Angeles
Sexyy Red, Compton
Simone Biles, Lake Placid
Syd Barrett, Seattle
Todd Golden, Tel Aviv
Verin Mathwin, San Jose
Zuo Zongtang, on waivers

Shortstops

$crim, Compton
Abelina Sabrina Rios, Cyberspace
Aiueb Gnshal, on waivers
Ashton Hall, Cyberspace
B.G., Circus
Bobson Dugnutt, San Jose
Carmen Ibanez, Compton
Charles Macintosh, on waivers
Clement III, Vatican
Dorothy Gibson, Milan
Dot Snice, Paddington
Dua Lipa, Seattle
Elaida do Avriny a'Roihan, San Jose
Erestor of the Council, Multiverse
Eureka Garlic, Stratford
Ferris Boyle, on waivers
Fred Knott, Cambridge
Gaston Glock, Lisbon
Ghisguth, Circus
Greta Gill, Los Angeles
Haliya Guided by Light, on waivers
Jim Morrison, Circus
Joe Chill, Gotham
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-n�rnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-sh�nedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Circus
Josh Howard, Baltimore
Kenan Rockmore, Los Angeles
Kilo Apogee Mind, Multiverse
Kurt Waldemar Tschenscher, Kratovo
Lafew, Stratford
Mark Aguirre, Baltimore
Masked Wolf, on waivers
Memphis Dupay, Kratovo
Michael Rosenbaum, Brussels
Mike Eruzione, Lake Placid
Nynaeve al'Meara, Two Rivers
Perry Farrell, Seattle
Ragost Deft Gastronaut, Multiverse
Ramsay MacDonald, Brussels
Sam Altman, on waivers
Steve Janaszak, on waivers
Vivienne Rohner, Milan
Vladimir Myshkin, Lake Placid
Vladislav Tretiak, Lake Placid
Zoraline Cosmos Caller, on waivers

Left Fielders

Alexander Ovechkin, Lake Placid
Anok Yai, Milan
Baron Bertram Graywater, Multiverse
Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes, Kratovo
Catwoman, Gotham
D Smoke, Compton
Democritus, Circus
Dion, Seattle
Edward Heath, Brussels
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Finneas Ace Archer, Multiverse
Flo Milli, Compton
Gilbert Gottfried, Tel Aviv
Jay Walker, Cambridge
Jill Kortleve, Milan
John Deere, Lisbon
John Russell, Brussels
Kristin Cabot, on waivers
Lauren Order, Cambridge
Leo XIV, on waivers
Leonard Rodriguez, Los Angeles
Linus Yale Jr., Cyberspace
Marquis de Sade, Lisbon
Mary Lou Retton, Lake Placid
Matt Berninger, Seattle
Milton S. Hershey, Lisbon
Nancy Wheeler, Paddington
Nate Thurmond, Baltimore
Olivia Kendall, Los Angeles
Perdita, Stratford
Pierre Mendes France, Vatican
Rey McSriff, San Jose
Steward, Stratford
Topper, Tel Aviv
Travis Best, Baltimore
Ugluk of the White Hand, Paddington
Voice Input Child Identicant, Los Angeles
Willie Dustice, San Jose
Wilt Chamberlain, Baltimore
Yibb-Tstll, Gotham

Center Fielders

Adele Bloch-Bauer, Milan
Antigonus, Stratford
Antonio Wilson Vieira Honorio, Vatican
Archibald Primrose, Brussels
Baha al-Din al-Amili, Brussels
Bishop of Ely, Stratford
Bl. Benedict XI, Vatican
Christine Campbell, Los Angeles
Cleo Abram, Cyberspace
Coltaine, Tel Aviv
Dan Martin Nataniel Dahlin, Kratovo
David Lloyd George, on waivers
Dean Wesrey, San Jose
Dot Stubadd, Cambridge
Duke of Florence, Stratford
Eric Decker, Cyberspace
Geoffrey Butler, Los Angeles
Inspector Flying Fox, Circus
Inspector Leopard, Circus
Jim Craig, Lake Placid
Joan Osborne, Gotham
Luke Brower, on waivers
Madame Zodiac, Gotham
Mischa Turnov, Cambridge
NLE Choppa, Compton
Padan Fain, on waivers
Rita Ora, Seattle
Robin Pecknold, on waivers
Ryan Crouser, Lake Placid
Samuel Maverick, Lisbon
Shigeyuki Nakarai, on waivers
St. Celestine V, Vatican
Stephen Curry, Baltimore
Steve Christoff, Kratovo
Tayschrenn, Tel Aviv
Tinybones the Pickpocket, Multiverse
Ubu, Paddington
Yomagn'tho, Gotham

Right Fielders

Adrian IV, Vatican
Andre Iguodala, on waivers
Antony Blinken, Tel Aviv
Baudin, on waivers
Bryan Jafet Ruiz Gonzalez, Kratovo
Charles Edward Spearman, Lisbon
Clement Attlee, Brussels
Cynthia Bailey, on waivers
Donovan Mitchell, Baltimore
Doris Shutt, Cambridge
Doug Hoo, Paddington
Dr. Rachael Gunn, Vatican
Gary Payton II, Baltimore
Haliey Welch, Cyberspace
Jaclyn Nesheiwat, Los Angeles
Jain Charin, San Jose
Jarrett Allen, Compton
Jeanne Hebuterne, Milan
Jerry Stiller, Tel Aviv
Joannes Julianus Langenus, Kratovo
John XXII, Vatican
Juvenile, Circus
Kevin Nogilny, San Jose
Legolas Greenleaf, Stratford
Lieutenant Rasczak, Paddington
Lotho Corrupt Shirriff, Multiverse
Luigi Bord, Cambridge
Michelangelo, Toontown
Mika Schneider, Milan
Mikaela Shiffrin, Lake Placid
Mo Farah, Lake Placid
Mrs. Conclusion, Circus
Noname, Compton
Richard Gatling, Lisbon
Robert Peel, Brussels
Roland Daggett, Gotham
Sad Hamster, Cyberspace
Thomdril Merrilin, on waivers
Vince Clarke, on waivers
Yhoundeh, Gotham

Starting Pitchers

Alex Consani, Multiverse
Alfred Hajos, Lake Placid
Andrew Bonar Law, on waivers
Andy Byron, Cyberspace
Angharad Crewe, Paddington
Anita Hammer, Cambridge
Artur Paendrag Tanreall, San Jose
Arturo Maximo Yamasaki Maldonado, on waivers
Bengt Olov Emanuel Gustavsson, Kratovo
BigXthaPlug, Compton
Bl. Gregory X, Vatican
Bl. Victor III, Vatican
Boniface VIII, on waivers
Brandi Carlile, Seattle
Bubba Sparxxx, on waivers
Captain Fluellen, Stratford
Carmy Berzatto, Los Angeles
Carrie Underwood, on waivers
Clayface, Gotham
Clement VI, on waivers
Coach Beard, Los Angeles
CupcakKe, Compton
Diana, Stratford
Dirk Nowitzki, Baltimore
Dot Warner, on waivers
Douglas Drury, Lisbon
Dr. Winston, Circus
Draymond Green, Baltimore
Edgar Faure, Brussels
Edward Lawrence Logan, Lisbon
Elihu Yale, Lisbon
Elmindreda Farshaw, Two Rivers
Eugenides, Paddington
Fei Fei Sun, Milan
Fiorello Henry La Guardia, Lisbon
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Circus
Florizel, on waivers
Foghorn Leghorn, Toontown
Gawyn Trakand, Two Rivers
Ginger Vitis, Cambridge
Haywood Jabuzoff, Cambridge
Heart's Blood, Paddington
Heraclitus, Circus
Hermione, Stratford
Hilary Knight, Lake Placid
Honorius III, Cambridge
Horton, Paddington
Hugo Strange, on waivers
Ivo Viktor, on waivers
Jerri Blank, Los Angeles
Jessie Diggins, Lake Placid
John Carter Cash, Seattle
Joseph Laniel, Brussels
Juan Jose Ayra Martinez, Kratovo
KOTA the friend, Compton
Kylie Cox, Cambridge
Lanfear, on waivers
Lavatch, Stratford
Lewis Black, Tel Aviv
Luka Doncic, Baltimore
Man-Bat, Gotham
Maren Morris, Seattle
Margaret Zhang, Milan
Maria Teresa de Silva, Milan
Mario McRlwain, San Jose
Megan Rapinoe, on waivers
Misael Escuti, Kratovo
Monica Hansen, Milan
Mussa Bin Bique, on waivers
Nadia Comaneci, Lake Placid
Neelam Gill, Milan
Nicholas IV, Vatican
Oddisee, Compton
Olga Korbut, on waivers
Olive Presser, Cambridge
Parolles, Stratford
Pat Benatar, Seattle
Paul George, on waivers
Pepe Le Pew, Toontown
Peter Boleslaw Schmeichel, Kratovo
Petruchio, on waivers
Phillies Karen, Cyberspace
Porky Pig, Toontown
Rachel Griffin-Accurso, on waivers
Reginald James Leafe, Kratovo
Rick Barry, Baltimore
Roberto Luongo, Lake Placid
Samuel J. Westing, Paddington
Scott Dourque, San Jose
Sean Dunn, Cyberspace
Sheryl Sandberg, Tel Aviv
Shown Furcotte, San Jose
Sid Vicious, on waivers
Sir Archibald Murray, Brussels
Sleve McDichael, San Jose
Socrates, Circus
Sophos, on waivers
Speedy Gonzales, Toontown
St. Thomas Aquinas, Circus
Steve Ballmer, Tel Aviv
Stove God Cooks, Compton
Suroth Sabelle Meldarath, Stratford
Syr Vondam the Lucent, Multiverse
Tannuk Steadfast Second, Multiverse
The Gitrog Ravenous Ride, Multiverse
The Riddler, Gotham
Tia Landry, Los Angeles
Vera Lee Isay, Cambridge
Vidkun Quisling, Lisbon
Widow Capilet, Stratford
William Ewart Gladstone, Brussels

Middle Relievers

Alberta Devor, Cyberspace
Ava Tread, Cambridge
Baylen the Haymaker, Multiverse
Benson Boone, Seattle
Bruce Pearl, Tel Aviv
Calvin Harris, Seattle
Claude, Cyberspace
Coi Leray, Compton
Countess of Roussillon, Stratford
Darryl Archideld, San Jose
Dooley Blight, Los Angeles
Elliott Gould, Tel Aviv
Emma Hamilton, Milan
Feather the Redeemed, Circus
George Reader, Kratovo
Ger Duaney, Brussels
Gottfried Dienst, Kratovo
Haral Luhhan, San Jose
James Van Allen, Lisbon
Jeff Goldblum, Tel Aviv
Joey Valence, Compton
John XXI, Vatican
Kelly Rowland, Seattle
Ken Lebensold, Lisbon
Levon Hold, Cambridge
Malygos, Circus
Margaret Thatcher, Brussels
Meg Murry, Paddington
Mr. Freeze, Gotham
Ms. Bumbleflower, Multiverse
Natalie Hemby, Seattle
Nyssa Raatko, Gotham
Oko Thief of Crowns, Multiverse
Oliver Tyler, Los Angeles
Pete Wentz, Stratford
Rakdos the Muscle, on waivers
Samuel de Champlain, Lisbon
Sarkkhan, Paddington
Steve Prefontaine, Lake Placid
Wakko Warner, Toontown
Xa'ligha, Gotham
Yakko Warner, Toontown
Yelawolf, Compton
Zaza Pachulia, Baltimore

Relief Pitchers

Adam Aleksic, Cyberspace
Adin David Ross, Cyberspace
Adrian V, Vatican
Akki, Paddington
Aleksandar Atanackovic, on waivers
Ali Akbar Isfahani, Brussels
Alpharael Dreaming Acolyte, Multiverse
Amaresu, Two Rivers
Amys of the Nine Valleys sept of the Taardad Aiel, San Jose
Andrew Bogut, Baltimore
Angelina Kendall, Milan
Ann Marie, Los Angeles
Antonio McDyess, Baltimore
Aragorn the Uniter, Multiverse
Azathoth, Gotham
Bain of the Black Rock sept of the Shaarad Aiel, Two Rivers
Bayle Domon, Two Rivers
Benedictus XVII, Vatican
Bernard Sumner, Seattle
Bobby Flanagan, Los Angeles
Borachio, Stratford
Burrill Bernard Crohn, Lisbon
Cael Sanderson, Lake Placid
Captain Jamy, Stratford
Carrie Desofa, Cambridge
Catman, Gotham
Charles Wallace, Paddington
Charlotte, Paddington
Chuck Hayes, on waivers
Cimorene, Paddington
Clement IV, Vatican
Clement the Worrywort, Multiverse
Cordae, on waivers
Darius Garland, Compton
David Blaine, Tel Aviv
David Copperfield, Tel Aviv
Dick Fosbury, Lake Placid
Doctor Hurt, Gotham
Duke of Clarence, Stratford
Edmond Halley, Lisbon
Edward O'Hare, Lisbon
Emma Dupont, Milan
Evan Marquez, on waivers
Evan Mobley, Baltimore
Flora Baumbach, Paddington
Garrett Lambert, Los Angeles
Gaul of the Imran sept of the Shaarad Aiel, San Jose
Gene Wilder, Tel Aviv
George Hamilton-Gordon, Brussels
Gina Gogean, Lake Placid
Gizele Oliveira, Milan
Gladys Overwith, Cambridge
Goofy, Toontown
Gwilym Sainsbury, Seattle
Hannah Neeleman, Cyberspace
Hasan Dogan Piker, Cyberspace
Henry John Temple, Brussels
Hezly Rivera, Lake Placid
Ian Duncan, Los Angeles
Immanuel Kant, Circus
Irene, Paddington
Jaiden Dittfach, Baltimore
Jan Tomaszewski, Kratovo
Janet Yellen, Seattle
Jermaine O'Neal, Baltimore
John Keith Taylor, Kratovo
Jose Pedro Malheiro de Sa, Kratovo
Josephine Hopper, Milan
Jurrien Timber, Kratovo
Ken Opener, Cambridge
Kevon Looney, Baltimore
Lew Moxon, Gotham
Lola Young, Seattle
Magnitude, Los Angeles
Malice, Compton
Marcel Bich, Lisbon
Maty Fall, on waivers
Maya Hart, Los Angeles
Michael Williams, on waivers
Michelangelo, Circus
Minnie Mouse, Toontown
Morgase Trakand, San Jose
Open Mike Eagle, Lake Placid
Paul Arizen, Baltimore
Pierre Georges Louis Capdeville, Kratovo
Raest, Tel Aviv
Ramon Mayeregger, Kratovo
Ricardo Antonio La Volpe Guarchoni, on waivers
Robert Adam, Cambridge
Robert Bunsen, on waivers
Ron Funches, Circus
Sami Wildcat Captain, Multiverse
Silanah, Vatican
Sir Thomas Erpingham, on waivers
Smino, Compton
Stanley Baldwin, Brussels
Stanley Kubrick, Tel Aviv
Szarel Genesis Shepherd, Multiverse
Talia al Ghul, Gotham
Tee Grizzley, Compton
The Infamous Cruelclaw, Multiverse
Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, Cyberspace
Tony Zucco, Gotham
Tullus Aufidius, Circus
Urban IV, Vatican
Victorine Meurent, Milan
Vince Staples, Compton
Vittore Carpaccio, Vatican
Vittoria Ceretti, Milan
Vivien Blotzki, Seattle
Vordavoss, Gotham
Walter W. Winans, Lake Placid
Wilbert Gore, Lisbon
Will Eisner, Tel Aviv
William Le Baron Jenney, Brussels
Yann Sommer, on waivers
Zeddie Little, Cyberspace