Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 29, c (390 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12665 August Dvorak, 24, c (70 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 33, 1b (618 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 14.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 24, 2b (163 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 24, 3b (152 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 27, ss (308 GP, 9.6 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 23, ss (68 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12867 Dion, 20, lf (130 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12436 Matt Berninger, 24, lf (111 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 25, cf (169 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12249 Joe Jonas, 26, rf (288 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12723 Russell Simins, 25, rf (135 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12090 Laura Ingalls, 32, sp (1045 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12145 Charli XCX, 32, sp (963 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12236 David Bowie, 30, sp (723 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12353 Aaron Dessner, 25, sp (214 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 22, sp (61 IP, 11.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12715 Joan Jett, 22, sp (41 IP, -3.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 28, mr (460 IP, 7.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 31, rp (334 IP, 8.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 22, rp (49 IP, 13.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 12049 Hermann Maier, 29, 3b (391 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12761 Joan Osborne, 21, cf (6 GP, -12.0 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12969 David Byrne, 20, 3b
• 12910 Rita Ora, 19, cf (who?)
• 12949 John Carter Cash, 19, sp (who?)
• 13001 Vince Clarke, 20, rf