Roster for Paddington Bears:

Catchers:

• 12490 Michael Olowokandi, 31, c (263 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13129 He Cong, 22, c (98 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -8.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 12777 Wilbur, 29, 1b (323 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13241 Turtle Wexler, 23, 1b (129 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13475 Nancy Wheeler, 17, 1b (13 GP, -16.9 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40)
• 12836 Corlath, 25, 2b (245 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -6.8 ORAP/40)
• 12625 Sam I Am, 28, 3b (229 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13345 Jess Aarons, 22, 3b (88 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12720 Dot Snice, 28, ss (360 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 12583 Ugluk of the White Hand, 31, lf (445 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
• 13112 Ubu, 22, cf (26 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -9.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12543 Lieutenant Rasczak, 28, rf (236 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
• 13312 Doug Hoo, 23, rf (79 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 12651 Horton, 28, sp (773 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12798 Angharad Crewe, 28, sp (540 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13137 Eugenides, 22, sp (348 IP, 7.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12727 Charlotte, 27, rp (212 IP, -5.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13074 Irene, 24, rp (123 IP, -4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13200 Akki, 24, rp (104 IP, 14.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13146 Cimorene, 23, rp (75 IP, 8.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13278 Flora Baumbach, 23, rp (27 IP, -8.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 13091 Sophos, 23, sp (82 IP, -13.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13270 Samuel J. Westing, 23, sp (38 IP, -21.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13223 Sarkkhan, 24, mr (28 IP, 0.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13472 Margaret Simon, 19, 2b (10 GP, -6.4 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40)
• 13229 Heart's Blood, 20, rp (who?)
• 13402 Leslie Burke, 18, 3b (who?)