Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 22, c (101 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13439 Taika Waititi, 19, c (21 GP, -3.8 DRAP/40, -7.6 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13037 Jon Scheyer, 25, 1b (136 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12261 Redfoo, 32, 2b (458 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12850 Crone, 24, 2b (167 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 24, 3b (244 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13231 Sam Altman, 23, ss (125 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -7.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12422 Topper, 30, lf (545 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12378 Tayschrenn, 30, cf (512 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 26, cf (272 GP, 7.8 DRAP/40, 5.7 ORAP/40)
• 12431 Baudin, 30, rf (491 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13079 Antony Blinken, 24, rf (96 GP, -4.8 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 11807 Petruchio, 37, sp (2031 IP, 13.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12704 Ivo Viktor, 26, sp (425 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 24, mr (292 IP, 0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 19, mr (98 IP, -10.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12817 Raest, 26, rp (193 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 22, rp (93 IP, -1.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13291 David Blaine, 22, rp (54 IP, 13.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 19, rp (35 IP, -8.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13462 Will Eisner, 21, rp (16 IP, -0.6 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 13205 Steve Ballmer, 24, sp (141 IP, -15.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13423 Chelsea Handler, 21, 2b (7 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40)
• 13331 Gene Wilder, 19, rp (who?)
• 13187 Sheryl Sandberg, 20, sp (who?)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 19, rf (who?)
• 13340 Elliott Gould, 21, mr (who?)