Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 23, c

Infielders:

• 13037 Jon Scheyer, 26, 1b
• 13439 Taika Waititi, 20, 1b
• 12261 Redfoo, 33, 2b
• 12850 Crone, 25, 2b
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 19, 2b
• 13015 Todd Golden, 25, 3b

Outfielders:

• 12422 Topper, 31, lf
• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 18, lf
• 12378 Tayschrenn, 31, cf
• 12961 Coltaine, 27, cf
• 13079 Antony Blinken, 25, rf

Starters:

• 13205 Steve Ballmer, 25, sp

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 25, mr
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 20, mr
• 12817 Raest, 27, rp
• 13247 David Copperfield, 23, rp
• 13291 David Blaine, 23, rp
• 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 20, rp
• 13462 Will Eisner, 22, rp
• 13331 Gene Wilder, 20, rp

Minors:

• 13423 Chelsea Handler, 22, 2b
• 13187 Sheryl Sandberg, 21, sp
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 20, rf
• 13563 Lewis Black, 21, sp
• 13340 Elliott Gould, 22, mr
• 13575 Bette Midler, 18, 3b

Projected starters:

• Tel Aviv: Bruce Pearl (0-0, 0.00)
• Kratovo: Peter Boleslaw Schmeichel (0-0, 0.00)