Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 25, c (240 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13037 Jon Scheyer, 28, 1b (241 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13439 Taika Waititi, 22, 1b (141 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 18, 1b (18 GP, -16.0 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40)
• 12850 Crone, 27, 2b (306 GP, -4.7 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13650 Billy Joel, 21, 2b (42 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -15.5 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 27, 3b (380 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13575 Bette Midler, 20, 3b (12 GP, -6.0 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 21, ss (121 GP, -4.8 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 20, lf (90 GP, -10.7 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40)
• 13631 Billy Wilder, 20, lf (8 GP, -5.0 DRAP/40, -6.5 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 29, cf (392 GP, 6.5 DRAP/40, 7.4 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 22, rf (111 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 13151 Hugo Strange, 25, sp (513 IP, -13.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 23, sp (364 IP, -5.3 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 27, mr (514 IP, 2.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 22, mr (264 IP, -6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12817 Raest, 29, rp (285 IP, 6.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 25, rp (195 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13291 David Blaine, 25, rp (138 IP, 4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 22, rp (136 IP, -7.9 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 13643 Neil Diamond, 20, 2b (22 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -14.7 ORAP/40)
• 13423 Chelsea Handler, 24, 2b (19 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -14.9 ORAP/40)
• 13702 Emma Lazarus, 19, rf (15 GP, -24.5 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40)
• 13748 Anne Frank, 18, sp (11 IP, -35.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 19, sp (10 IP, -35.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13775 Judy Blume, 17, ss