Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 27, c (338 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 24, 1b (215 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 20, 1b (91 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40)
• 12850 Crone, 29, 2b (398 GP, -4.7 DRAP/40, 4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13615 Abraham Klein, 23, 2b (30 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -13.6 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 29, 3b (472 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13402 Leslie Burke, 23, 3b (53 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 23, ss (195 GP, -4.2 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40)
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 21, ss (82 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 22, lf (156 GP, -8.7 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 31, cf (465 GP, 6.2 DRAP/40, 6.6 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 24, rf (198 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -5.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13659 Xu-Ifit Osteoharmonist, 22, rf (55 GP, -7.0 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 25, sp (578 IP, -5.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13748 Anne Frank, 20, sp (161 IP, -6.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 29, mr (641 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 24, mr (384 IP, -7.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 27, rp (250 IP, 4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13816 Jonas Salk, 22, rp (76 IP, 2.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 22, rp (63 IP, -9.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13941 Roseanne Barr, 19, rp (30 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 21, sp (40 IP, -18.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 23, rp (13 IP, -40.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13775 Judy Blume, 19, ss
• 13954 Tara Strong, 20, rp
• 13866 Alex Borstein, 17, rp
• 13916 Beanie Feldstein, 19, rp