Roster for Cyberspace Internet:

Catchers:

• 12582 Haley Pham, 31, c (529 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 12.0 ORAP/40)
• 13436 chatGPT, 22, c (170 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13506 Zohran Mamdani, 22, 1b (127 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40)
• 13508 Tim Miller, 19, 1b (13 GP, -12.0 DRAP/40, -7.1 ORAP/40)
• 13268 Connor Estelle, 23, 2b (128 GP, -4.8 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40)
• 12446 Imane Khelif, 33, 3b (365 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13008 Jacob Shane Roshkow, 26, 3b (271 GP, 4.8 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40)
• 13003 Ashton Hall, 26, ss (319 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 7.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12865 Linus Yale Jr., 30, lf (405 GP, -5.6 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12907 Eric Decker, 28, cf (436 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, 6.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12569 Cleo Abram, 30, cf (421 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13350 Sad Hamster, 25, rf (107 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)
• 13595 Mehdi Hasan, 20, rf (42 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13374 Sean Dunn, 23, sp (299 IP, -2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13648 Chris Ostroushko, 22, sp (185 IP, -9.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13727 Brown Hoodie Kid, 20, sp (78 IP, -4.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13139 Alberta Devor, 28, mr (545 IP, -1.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13657 Livie Rose Henderson, 19, mr (4 IP, -47.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12766 Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, 30, rp (372 IP, 10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12913 Adam Aleksic, 26, rp (280 IP, 9.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12815 Hannah Neeleman, 27, rp (253 IP, 12.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 12771 Adin David Ross, 28, rp (289 IP, -1.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13565 Leonard Rodriguez, 21, lf (4 GP, -7.0 DRAP/40, -12.0 ORAP/40)
• 13441 Claude, 21, mr
• 13740 Breaking Rust, 17, rf
• 13762 Renata Sorrah, 17, lf
• 13692 Rizzbot, 17, rp