Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 13232 Blake Sennett, 23, c (54 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13419 Morgan Wallen, 20, c (26 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -12.3 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13300 LaTavia Roberson, 22, 1b (16 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 28, 2b (317 GP, 4.5 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40)
• 13239 Beyonce Knowles, 21, 2b (97 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 28, 3b (347 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 7.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13215 Roger Waters, 23, 3b (62 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 31, ss (495 GP, 8.4 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 27, ss (260 GP, 3.7 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12436 Matt Berninger, 28, lf (304 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, 5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12867 Dion, 24, lf (280 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12910 Rita Ora, 23, cf (79 GP, 5.8 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13001 Vince Clarke, 24, rf (127 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 26, sp (377 IP, -2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12949 John Carter Cash, 23, sp (338 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 32, mr (699 IP, 6.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13294 Kelly Rowland, 23, mr (109 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13474 Benson Boone, 20, mr (51 IP, -12.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 35, rp (464 IP, 9.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 26, rp (191 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13216 Lola Young, 22, rp (119 IP, 7.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 13410 Brandi Carlile, 19, sp (34 IP, -4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13117 Janet Yellen, 21, rp (4 IP, -5.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13365 Maren Morris, 19, sp (who?)
• 13373 Natalie Hemby, 21, mr (who?)
• 13468 Nick Cave, 20, c
• 13437 Gwilym Sainsbury, 18, rp