Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 13232 Blake Sennett, 24, c (58 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13468 Nick Cave, 21, c (1 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -12.0 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13419 Morgan Wallen, 21, 1b (28 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -10.7 ORAP/40)
• 13300 LaTavia Roberson, 23, 1b (20 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 29, 2b (321 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40)
• 13239 Beyonce Knowles, 22, 2b (100 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13519 Shaboozey, 18, 2b (2 GP, 8.0 DRAP/40, 0.0 ORAP/40)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 29, 3b (350 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 7.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 32, ss (498 GP, 8.4 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 28, ss (261 GP, 3.7 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12436 Matt Berninger, 29, lf (308 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 5.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12867 Dion, 25, lf (284 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12910 Rita Ora, 24, cf (83 GP, 6.3 DRAP/40, -7.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12949 John Carter Cash, 24, sp (350 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13410 Brandi Carlile, 20, sp (38 IP, -14.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 33, mr (702 IP, 6.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13294 Kelly Rowland, 24, mr (113 IP, -5.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13474 Benson Boone, 21, mr (57 IP, -13.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 36, rp (466 IP, 8.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 27, rp (193 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13216 Lola Young, 23, rp (123 IP, 8.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 13117 Janet Yellen, 22, rp (4 IP, -5.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13365 Maren Morris, 20, sp (who?)
• 13373 Natalie Hemby, 22, mr (who?)
• 13558 Syd Barrett, 21, 3b
• 13540 Pat Benatar, 19, sp
• 13437 Gwilym Sainsbury, 19, rp